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People's Comments about Me,
Sparks & Barks, Part II
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Now, on to you!!!! Never underestimate your importance in this great scheme
of life. When G-d made you he created a wonderful and rare gift to bestow on
us. Many a day when I have been truly depressed and dealing with a major
ration of crap that I have turned on this stupid machine and found a smile in
your writings!!! Other times you have given me something to think about. I
truly appreciate the help, no matter how unwittingly given. Shelly
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I just wanted to let you know just HOW MUCH I enjoy your humor !! My email would be
SOOOOOOO BORING without you !! LOL ILike2LOL
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Incomparable!! Yes you.
The world, shall one day know,
what some of us know now -
our "daily bread" oft' needs solving,
and sweet chuckles aid evolving.
So, self-inspired, she views the chore,
keep 'em laughing, forevermore...
((Our Lady of Jokes du Jour)) A Mystery Fan, Larry F.
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What can I say? I am deeply moved. THANK YOU!! Your little poem touched my heart. -- ^v^
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Subject: not getting jokes
I didn't realize how much I liked getting your jokes until I didn't get
ANY...I am glad you will be resuming soon... Lydia
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I look forward to receiving your information of joy and substance. Richard Msger2
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I took you for granted ---isn't that sad?! but i did and now that you are gone.... I
really miss you... thanks... I needed this laugh after a very stressful day. you are a gem...
how on earth did i ever get lucky enough to have you in my life? Priscilla PSA487
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I have never replied to you before Ms Hawke, but i gotta tell you
that i think u are totallHAE' adorHAEble! I'm truly glad u are well
and look forward to many many more jokes..(some of those things sound
like what i would say)!!! rock on sistah! HAE' WAHINE
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Subject: A non-spam-O-gram
You never cease to amaze me MIKE JMACK
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Lady Hawke's jokes are the very best. What makes her Email
even better is the personal commentary she puts with it. Kennon Ken1590
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From: gjohnston@capconres.com
love the jokes. could really do without all the comments from "v". see what you can do. thanks.
Sorry charlie.... er... Gary, that is. Most of my subscribers disagree with you.
Read on. - ^v^
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Subject: My enjoyment
I really can not express the enjoyment I get each day when I come home
from work and get your Jokes to me. Jim jgr5
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I like your comments and really appreciate a razor sharp wit to
commentate, thus, yes, I would like more comments. It makes the joke, even
if it is a repeat, unique in its own special way you know?
Love, (In a Friendly Kind of Way) Steve Seoulmann
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From: N986n@aol.com
Subject: Maturity
Knock off this crap and send some jokes. We realy don't care about your views on life.
Stick to your jokes. JB
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I love your little comments. Even some of the old dusty jokes are made
shiny again when you tack on your witty comments to them. Don mosketer
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Thanks for all of the humor and wisdom you provide to those of us
fotunate enough to be included on your list. You are a remarkable person. I
especially enjoy your "editorial comments" and unsolicited philosophy. You are
a real jewel. G-d Bless. ParDad218
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(If I don't unsubscribe,) I'll have to stay on the list? Oh horrors! I will be happy and laughing and
cheerful! Such punishment! Yu really know how to hurt a suicidal! How can I
kill myself if yu keep making me laugh? STOP THAT! ......er .....no....don't stop!.... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO don't stop! DON"T STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOAHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE eh? Did I like it? lol Heretics69
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you touch so many people with you letters and jokes you make the very cold
impersonal world of computers a very personal a livable place.
thank you Marlaina
That's the idea, Marlaina! -- ^v^
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From: NATIVE072@aol.com
Subject: Re: A Kitten Christmas
These are cutsy, but I signed on for your jokes if they were going to be
shorter, funnier, and without politically correct disclaimers... Frank
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If you get one, you get them all. Also, last I checked, the First Amendment
was still in effect. - ^v^
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You should be impressed with yourself and your ever expanding customer
list. You do a great job of finding and sending only the very best jokes.
But the part I like best are the personal introductions and asides you add.
Makes me feel like we are long time friends just sitting around chatting and
telling jokes. KEEP IT UP!!!! Ken1590
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no matter what monkey wrenches get thrown my way, I am at least certain of one thing,
ladyhawke will bring a smile to my day. Many thanks. EBass815
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Subject: Your selfless efforts
Though it's not much, I wanted to let you know that I appreciate your
jokes du jour and the long uncompensated work you do to get it out to us. Thanks. Sam
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From: Don Cobb
Subject: Give it a rest...
My G-d, it is embarrassing, what you send, and your wave files of
yourself purring - come on, what the hell is that about? Strange,
weird, but really, embarrassing is the best word to describe what you
have going on your web page. Could at least have showed a little
cleavage, then my visit to your web page wouldn't have been a TOTAL
waste of my time. Keep your day job, or your husband, whichever pays
the bills. I'm sure you get a lot of this kind of mail. Interesting
that it doesn't end up on your page.
Well, Don, here you are! Happy? For opinions which overwhelmingly differ from yours,
please check the guest book on my home page. - ^v^
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Hi, Irene! I am one of your jokelist fans--I don't know just how I found you--but I am glad that I
did. Your web site is alive with the same energy that your humor implies-- alert, intelligent, earthy.
Your poetry covers quite a range of emotion (no surprise there), from quite passionately sexy to
quite passionately stricken. Like many other single male admirers, I am disappointed that you are
married--but I am happy for you that you are in passionate love with your husband. Your jokes
give me humor and your poetry, hope. Thanks for giving me the time and energy. Todd
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I just wanted to thank you for always making me laugh and keeping me in a good
mood even though things may be falling down around me. You certainly do have a
knack for what you do. Thank you Jenni
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I look forward to your jokes. They seem to put a smile on my face when insanity
is knocking at my door. OceansRose
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From: LQPH19B@prodigy.com (Donald T Green)
Boy you females love to bash us men, but when that thing starts to get Hot and wet, Who You
Gonna Call To Put Out The Flame... Men Of Course Who Else????? So Get off The Male Bashing
Thing....
Rafterman
My, oh my! Aren't we touchy tonight! Don't you men just LOVE to tell blonde jokes? Talking
about equal rights here... - ^v^
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You are too hysterically funny.....you slay me!!!! I think all of
your jokes are great, and I am so glad to hear from you...way to go
sista!!!!!!! Miss Sly M Foxie
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you go to alot of trouble for ladyhawke and i for one rather enjoy it and would not ge too put
out if i put the money where my mouth is. in other words
if you would like a small donation to help keep expenses down, let me know. lots of regards
U>sandy17305
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From: "Richard C. Harrelson, Jr."
Subject: UNSUBSCRIBE
While your jokes are very, very funny.. they are not at all worth having to dig through all your
social commentary/opinions.
Read on, Buster. - ^v^
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Your jokes are always accompanied by your comments, etc. which add a personal touch
and make me smile all the more. Thanks for putting effort into your humor. -A Fan ;)
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Subject: Religious shorts...
and they alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll said... "Amen" tee-hee.... Simply Adorable... Simply Adorable
I sent these all around the world... we all had a very nice chuckle... Which is not unusual
with our.. LadyHawke friend... :> thanks for making us SMILE.. LAUGH... and sometimes..
even cry.. AND... Want to fight for our rights!! =:O LOL!! Thanks again...
we appreciate you.. :> Ms Pam
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Thanks LadyHawke. Keep Up the Good Work. We All Need Laughter, and
Some of Us more than Others. I do appreciate your efforts re jokes Ed (TheTdyBear)
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Thank you for brightening my mornings. I love opening your mail. It's like dating used to be,
you never know what kind of penis you are going to get. May G-d bless you and your
guardian angel protect you and keep you from harm. Beverly
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Thank you for your blessing. Peace be with you! -- ^v^
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Thanks for all the great giggles! You are a great medicine! LMAO Daily! FAKNEE
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I must tell you that your humor makes it's rounds hereabouts, and it is very welcome.
We all do what we are good at to enrich the lives of others. What you send is a great gift to all
concerned - Thank You ! Namaste' ! mark 'horseman'
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So, where did you disappear too? You jokes were the pick-me-up of a
stressful, pressure-filled existence. Hope to see your smiling face again soon. James S H
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Thank you so much for the humor you bring into our lives... Keep up the great job
for humanity, sanity and you should be nominated as the Volunteer of the Year!!
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Subject: Re: I'm baaaaaaaack!! aol1
Welcome Back, sweetie!!!!!! Cyberspace was not the same without you.
The president of your fan club: Bachelor #3
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Just so you know how I approach your daily mail.... I read all other emails first, plow my way
through responses, and save the best for last!!!! They are my reward for getting my work
done!! Karen
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Just want to thank you for your column. You are a delight to read early in the morning.
Mars28
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Thanks for all of your "wisdom" throughout the year. Your insight into the
day to day is assuring that I'm not the only one who thinks along the path
less taken.CBSpringer
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From: EJack10244@aol.com
Subject: Re: Diana & Mother Theresa tribute
Screw both those white cracker bastards.i don't give a f*ck about either or both of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you for writing. Glad to learn your real character. I'm taking you off my list. I don't tolerate
bigotry. Have a nice life. - ^v^
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That was a great poem...friends without faces...it deeply touched my
heart. As does your strength...you are a remarkable person.....
thanks for never forgetting to send out various stuff...it helps me
more than you know. Fondly, Linda (Sintillating1)
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You have worked very hard this last year to keep your readers in stitches and I would just
like to express my gratitude. I look forward to you printings, and enjoy them very much. Wishing you
the very best in 1998 Ms Unicorn
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You are definitely not a cat - you are a good hawke though - you fly high
and take many of us with you on your flights - Many thanks!!! Barbara BGold
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Your just a little ol pussy cat an we love you just the way you are
so keep up the good work. it helps me forget my
pain just for a little bit but it (feels) like a whole day to me thank you so much
J o J o
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thank you for the humor and
inspirational little bits that i find in my e-mail each day. you have no idea
how nice it is to come home at night and finding a good joke waiting for me.
keep up the wonderful job of spreading a little happiness worldwide. Don Mystic3200
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Dear friend ;
You always make my day.
With people like you, makes this world a better place to live. Heinz
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From: Karana7@aol.com
Date: Wed, 31 Dec 1997 23:26:45 EST
Subject: stop sending me mail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STOP SENDING ME MAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My, on My! Aren't we a bit zesty tonight? At 34 minutes before midnight, before the New Year to boot?!? There was no need for you to be rude. Whatsamatta, Buster? Forgot your Prozac? LOL A simple "unsubscribe," sent to the proper address, would have done the trick... You're OFF the list. Try to have a nice life, will ya? - ^v^
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The sentiments, thoughts, wishes and "humor" are appreciated so very much.
Always know how your interest in others brings us added "life" to
our "years" rabbi s press
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Thanks for all of your "wisdom" throughout the year. Your insight into the
day to day is assuring that I'm not the only one who thinks along the path
less taken. CBSpringer
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Subject: Visit to your home page
I enjoyed your web site and look forward to your daily e-mail. Keep up the
good work. People like you keep people like us moving along. Thanks. JimRobbins
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Dear Ladyhawke,
Thank you for all the smiles, real guffaws, chuckles, lumps in the
throat, both with your stories and your bout with the hospital, tears of joy,
and sadness, and being touched to the soul. It is a very special person that
can do all those things to people. Now that we are all beginning a New Year,
I am looking forward to all your EMs for the next 365 days. Or however many
you have on your agenda to treat us with. Especially all the little endearing
personal touch messages at the top of each page. I love them and look
forward to them. Elizabeth aka Ebass815
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A NOTE TO MY SUBSCRIBERS:
This Page was Prepared from Letters up to 12/31/97
